amazing calcultion..sumbangan seorang kawan

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
 
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
 
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
 
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
 
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 
  
  
 

 

 

3 Responses to “amazing calcultion..sumbangan seorang kawan”

  1. Road Tax Reduce & Toll Rise in Malaysia.

    Road Tax Reduce
    Some Malaysian is very happy with the Road Tax Reduce…
    Let we; have a look at the simple calculation below…

    E.g.
    Road Tax Reduce = RM50 for 1 year
    For per day = RM50/365
    = RM0.1370/day (WAU!!!!!! What a big saving for Malaysian)

    Syabas !!! To our Government!!!

    Toll Rise
    Imagine a person is using Kesas Highway from Klang To K.L. (To & From)
    (That’s mean – using a full package on this Highway)
    Past Toll Rate = RM1.50 per toll x 6 tolls = RM9.00 per day
    Present Toll Rate = RM2.20 per toll x 6 tolls = RM13.20 per day
    Different = RM0.70 per toll
    For 1 day = RM0.70 x 6 tolls (To & From)
    = RM4.20 / day

    Normal Working Days for Normal Person = 240days / year
    For One Year = 240days x RM4.20
    = RM1008.00 (Different – Old & Present)

    If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 240 days
    = RM3,168 per year

    But Some Crazy Guyz Work for 365 days / year
    For One Year = 365days x RM4.20
    = RM1533.00 (Different – Old & Present)

    If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 365 days
    = RM4,818 per year

    For others toll ; you can calculate on your own… using the same method

    If Average Malaysian Salary is RM2000.00/mth. (For easy calculation purpose)

    That’s means he/she will be spending his/her 2 months salary / year just to pay on his toll.
    🙂

  2. Salam ida… tak larat nak kira lah :(( sebab tambah stress jadinya… lalui je lah kehidupan yang ada ni…

  3. nazrida Says:

    ye la kak e…..susah hati ke, pening ke, hidup ni tetap berjalan…..

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